A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked through the door, she noticed she had rice in her hair."Sally," the mother said, "You didn't tell me you were going to a wedding.""I didn't mum," Sally replied, "I was giving a head job to a drunk chinaman and he threw up on me!"
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