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What's the definition of a perfect woman? She is three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a pint of beer on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in.

The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a can of beer!

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