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Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its penis, points to it and says, Mommy, what is that long thing?

His mother replies, That, son, is the elephants trunk.

No, at the other end.

That, son, is the tail.

No, mommy, the thing under the elephant.

Theres a short embarrassed silence, after which she replies, Thats nothing.

The mother goes to buy some ice cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer, asks his father the same question. Daddy, what is that long thing?

Thats the trunk, son, replies the father.

No, at the other end.

Oh, that is the tail.

No, no, daddy, the thing below, says the son in desperation.

That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask, son?

Well mommy said it was nothing, says the boy.

The father replies, I tell you, I spoil that woman...

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