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A guy is driving along the motorway when he comes across a bad accident scene. He jumps out and runs over to see if he can help.

There is a badly injured man lying on the road bleeding to death and the paramedics are giving it all they can - mouth to mouth, pumping the heart etc., but no luck.Suddenly another car screeches up o the accident scene and a woman jumps out and runs over to the dying man."Let me see if I can help!" said the woman.

She then proceeds to sit on his face. Seconds later there are signs of recovery and the man begins to regain consciousness. "How did you do that?" exclaimed the paramedics."Easy," she say's, "he didn't need mouth to mouth, he needed a blood transfusion."

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