One day a secretary busrt into the manager's office and complained about being sexually harrassed."What on earth did he do you?" asked the manager."It's not what he did," cried the woman, "It's what he said."
"What did he say to you?" asked the manager.
"He told me that my hair smelt nice." replied the woman.
"And what's wrong with a man telling you that your hair smells nice?" asked the manager, confused."Well," replied the woman, "He's a midget!"