A man is driving around the desert in his four wheel drive jeep. It has bull bars on the front for protection if it hits and animal. Suddenly he hits something, so he gets out and sees there is a pig wedged in his bull bar.
He tries to get it out but it's stuck tight, so he gets on his CB radio and asks for advice. "Breaker, Breaker.
I've got a pig stuck in my bull bars, how can I get it out?
A reply comes back, "Just slice open the pig and let the guts spill out. The pig will then fall out!"So the guy does this and as predicted the pig falls straight out. "OK, I have cut open the pig and it's out, but now I have another problem."
He shouts into the radio."What is it now?" the voice replies."What do I do with the motorcycle and helmet?"