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A search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had crashed on top of a mountain. After finally reaching the top of the mountain they came upon the crash site.

At the site one lone survivor sat with his back against the tree, chewing on a bone, he noticed the rescue team, "Thank God," he cried out in relief, "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing a pile of human bones next to the survivor. Obviously he had eaten all his comrades.The survivor saw the horror on their faces and hung his head in shame.

"You can't judge me for this," he wept, "I had to survive. Is it so wrong for me to want to live?"The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief, "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but for gods sake man, your plane only went down yesterday!"

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