A young kid was walking down the road with his father when they saw a dead sparrow lying upside down on the pavement."Daddy, why is that bird lying there?"

"Because it is dead, son." Said the father."Why is it lying with it's feet in the air?"Dad was a bit stumped, "That is so Jesus can come down, pick it up and carry it into heaven."They walked along a bit, then the boy said, "Mummy nearly died yesterday, daddy."

"What do you mean , son?" asked the father."Well, when I got home from school yesterday, she was lying on the bed with her legs in the air, and she was shouting, 'Jesus, I'm coming! And If the milkman wouldn't have been on top of her we would have lost her for sure!"

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