A woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore. So the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be 'satisfied'"The woman, somewhat dubious, put one pill in his coffee that evening.

That night they fucked better than ever before.The next day, she said, "What the hell!" and put the full bottle in.A few days later, the doctor called by to check to see how she was doing.

The son came up to him and said, "Mother is dead, my sister is pregnant, my arsehole hurts and dad is outside naked on the lawn shouting 'Here Kitty Kitty!"

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