Phil answers the telephone and it is the emergency room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have some good news and bad news.

The bad news is we had to amputate her arms and her legs, and she will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

"Oh my God," sobs Phil, "What's the good news?"The doctor says, "I'm kidding, she's dead!"

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