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The phone rings at the local hospital and the duty medic answers. There is a hysterical man on the end of the line saying, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asked the duty medic."No you stupid fucker!" screamed the man, "This is her husband!"
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