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One night an ambulance screeched to a halt outside the ER department and the paramedics pulled out a hippie, almost lifeless, onto the trolley and wheeled him into intensive care.The doctor then questioned the hippie's girlfriend and his friends.

"What was he doing then? Taking acid? Heroin? coke?""Sort of," said the hippie's girlfriend, "But we ran out of dope, so I skinned up a home made spliff!"

"And what was in it?" shouted the doctor."Ummmm," replied the girl, "Well I raided my parents spice rack and there was a bit of cumin, turmeric and a little paprika!""Oh that explains it then," said the doctor, "He's in a Korma!"

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