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How to become a dating guru

Step 1: Get an empty bucket, go into the bathroom, flip the bucket over, and set it on the ground in front of the mirror.

Step 2: Sit down on the bucket and face the mirror.

Step 3: Say this outloud to yourself...... "Having sex with a woman is still a big deal to me".

Step 4: Repeat Step 3 as many times as it takes, until you feel so overwhelmingly insecure, that you want to go post on the internet every interaction you have with women.

Step 5: Write an ebook that has a title that ends with the word "Game", about things you can only do 1 out of 100 times in reality, but in the book you claim you can do it 1 out of 3 times.

Step 6: Save the empty bucket as a symbol to remind yourself of the empty feeling inside that will never go away, no matter how many ebooks you sell, or fanboys you get.

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