Things you should do if you accidentally run over and kill your neighbours cat:

A) Wedge the cat under your neighbours car wheel so they think they did it.

B) Paint a hexagram on their front lawn and put the cat in the middle, so that they think some crazy Satanists did it.

C) Throw the cat into your other neighbour's yard.

D) Put the cat in a tree. Call the fire brigade and let them try to explain it!

E) Drive over the rest of the cats in the neighbourhood and say you're on a "Mission from God!"

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