Harry says to his pet parrot Paulie, "What do you want for your birthday?"

Paulie says, "I want to get laid!"

So Harry takes Paulie to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred dollars and sends him upstairs with a hot looking parrot whore.

After a few minutes, Harry hears a load of screeching and squawking, so he runs upstairs into the room.

There's Paulie, holding down the whore parrot and yanking out her colourful feathers.

Harry says, "What the hell are you doing?" Paulie screams,"For 100 dollars I want her nude!"

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