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A worried voice on the doctors telephone declared, "A mouse has run up my wife's pussy, doctor!"

The doctor replied "I'll be over in 10 minutes. In the meantime try waving a piece of cheese between her legs."

When the doctor arrived at the house, he goes up to the bedroom and finds a frantic woman, legs spread wide open, her husband waving a can of tuna fish over her pussy hole.

The doctor cried, "Idiot, I said to use cheese!"

The man retorted,"I know that, you fool........but I have to get the cat out first!"

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