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A man takes his wife to the cattle auction. They start heading down the alley that housed the bulls.

They come up to the first bull and the sign says "This bull mated 50 times this year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times this year, you could learn from him!"

They proceed to the next bull and his sign says,"This bull mated 65 times this year."The wife turns to her husband and says,"This one mated 65 times this year. That's over 5 times per month.

You can learn from this one also."They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said,"This bull mated 365 times this year."The wife's mouth drops open and she says,"WOW! He mated 365 times this year.

That is once a day. You could really learn from this one!" The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask the owner if it was 365 times with the same COW!"

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