A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.

He looks up from the page and say's to her, "Did you know that human beings are the only species on earth in which the female achieves orgasm."

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah, prove it!"

He frowns for a moment, then says,"OK!" He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed it was hard to tell!"


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