Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods one day, on her way to grandmas house, when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree.

To make matters worse, the big bad wolf had a 6 inch knife in his hand and a huge bulge in his pants.

"Get those scarlet bloomers off, Little Red Riding Hood," the wolf snarled, "I'm going to fuck you!"

But before he could bat an eyelid, Little Red Riding Hood had drawn a .44 magnum out of her basket, and pointed it at the wolfs bollocks. "Sorry to disappoint you, wolf," she said, "but now your going to eat me, just like the story says!"

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