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With his balls nearly on fire, a horny rat was tearing down the jungle path. Spying a parrot in the tree, he screeched to a halt and propositioned the bird.

No go. In growing desperation, the rat took off once more and shortly thereafter noticed a monkey climbing in the trees. But the monkey too turned him down. With his aching balls now dragging on the ground, the rat resumed his feverish search for something to fuck.

Suddenly he saw an elephant standing next to the path. Racing up to her he panted, "Hey mama, want me to give it to you rough and hard?"

The elephant looked over, smiled, and said, "What the hell, hop on and show me your best stuff!" So the rat jumped up on her and started banging away. Just as he was hitting his full stride a coconut fell out of a tree above and hit the elephant on the head, "OUCHHH!" she yelled.

The rat paused in midstroke and shouted, "Take it bitch, suffer, suffer!"

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