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A farmer had really bad sexual perversions that always got him into trouble. He loved to fuck chickens. His first wife said to him, "Do you feel like chicken tonight.....?"

"How did you find out I fucked chickens?" he said. She ended the marriage. He then started secretly fucking cows and remarried. His second wife said, "Do you feel like a nice tender steak tonight....?"

"How did you find out I fuck cows?" he said. She also ended the marriage. He decides that he is getting too old, so he has to be more domestic. He moves to the city and starts secretly fucking his cat.

He remarries for a third time and his wife says, "Honey, do you feel like eating my pussy tonight?"He said, "Your fucking sick!"

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