Wife: how much do you love me?

Husband: I love u so much, I can't measure.

Wife: no just tell me ....

Husband: Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, iam nothing without you...

Wife: Wow! that's so romantic..

Husband (saying to himself): ThankGod she doesn't know, this is a chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards...

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