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A man walks into a pub carrying a flamingo and a cat. He then went up to the barman and said, "Three pints of beer please."

"He's paying!" said the flamingo pointing to the cat."You're joking," said the cat, "This place is expensive! I'm not paying for any beer!"

"But it's your turn!" answered the flamingo."Fuck you!" said the cat.

The barman looks at the flamingo and the cat screaming at each other and is absolutely amazed by the sight. He turns to the man and says, "What's the story with these two then?"

"Well," replied the man, "I found an ancient bottle and when I cleaned it a genie popped out. He said I could have one wish, so I asked him for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy!"

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