One day a magician got a job working on the Titanic. During he first performance, Captain Smith's parrot was standing on it's perch next to the magician when it suddenly shouted, "It's up his sleeve! It's up his sleeve!"
The next night the parrot jumped in again and shouted, "It's in his pocket! It's in his pocket!"
Throughout the whole voyage, no matter what trick the magician did, the parrot always managed to spoil it. Anyway fate finally arrives and the Titanic hits the iceberg and sinks, but the magician and the parrot manage to get a space on one of the lifeboats.
At first the parrot refuses to speak but after many hours out in the Atlantic it finally cracks."Ok," said the parrot, "I give up! What have you done with the fucking ship?"