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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the case.)

Me: "So, what will it be?"

Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."

(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)

Mother: "Eggs... he would like some eggs..."

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