Celebrity sentencing reveals Americans true values

OJ Simpson
Murders Ex-wife
0 Days in jail

Paris Hilton
Drives Drunk
21 Days in jail

Martha Stewart
Steals money by cheating in stock market
5 months in jail

Michael Vick
Hosts dog fighting on his property
2 years in jail

Therefore Americans love in order
Their dogs, their money, their cars, their spouses.
Sound about right?

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