One day Tarzan met Jane and Jane was asking him loads of questions about his life.

Eventually she started asking about his sex life.

"What's that?" Tarzan asked. Jane explained to Tarzan what sex was and Tarzan replied, "Ohhhh, well I use a hole in the side of a tree trunk!"

"No," said Jane, "you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly!"Jane then got undressed, laid down on the ground and opened her long legs wide."Here," Jane said sexily, "you must put it in here!".

Tarzan then removed his loincloth walked over to Jane and in one swift move he kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch.Jane rolled around in agony, screaming loudly and gasping for breath when eventually she managed to say, "What the fuck did you do that for?"

"Oh," replied Tarzan innocently, "just checking for bees!"


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