Step 1: Make the most scrumptious cake.
Step 2: Invite his best friends, the Hamsters.
Step 3: Allow Mr. Hedgehog complete control over how and when he eats the cake.
Step 4: ANNIHILATE.
Step 5: NEVER STOP ANNIHILATING.
Step 6: Make polite chit-chat while stuffing your faces.
Step 7: Munch a bunch.
Step 8: Go back for seconds, because the cake game is on point.
Step 9: Decide amongst yourselves who should do the dishes.
Step 10: Revel in your successful party.
(Step 11: Dont tell anyone you got caught getting a midnight cake snack.)