Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr house a host of people; the educated, the fiercely passionate, highly outspoken, and the HOOD. Here is a list of indicators that you may need to upgrade the people you follow on your social media.
1) THEYRE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT $200 DATES AND EATING BOOTY.
Honestly, enough already.
2) THE SPELLING LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A KINDERGARTEN BLOOPER REEL
They still dont know the little squiggly line beneath the words is not for decoration.
3) THEY RETWEET TYRESE LIKE HES GOSPEL.
If anyone is taking advice from Jody off the internet, you have to escort them out of your list of follows.
4) ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS QUOTE FAUX SCRIPTURES DURING ARGUMENTS
Say your final prayers to the lowly gods, you have to leave the ghetto section.
5) THEY DRESS THEIR CHILDREN LIKE BABY DRUG DEALERS ON INSTAGRAM.
And think its cute. There is no reason a four-year-old should have two chains.
6) YOUR TIMELINE TURNS UP ON THE 1ST & THE 15TH.
Suddenly all the homies are having a cookout on the same damn weekend?
7) THERES A FIGHT HAPPENING ON YOUR TIMELINE BECAUSE SOMEONE EXPOSED HIS/HER MANS SIDE CHICK.
Leave those birds to squawk without you.
8) YOUR TIMELINE TURNS INTO A HOROSCOPE READING AFTER 9PM.
We get it, your best friend is a Scorpio and she likes wild sex.
9) THEYRE ALWAYS A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT ON CURRENT EVENTS.
Or just letting their dumb hang out. Either way, drop them.
10) YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE ALWAYS YELLING FOR A CRIMINAL TO BE LOOSED FROM HIS CHAINS.
Listen, they have to stop vying for the freedom of evil doers and you have to stop standing by and watching.
11) THEY BREAK UP TO MAKE UP WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND EVERY OTHER WEEK, FOR ALL TO SEE.
You never know if your followers are on good terms or bad, but either way your timeline has to stop looking like a divorce court.