Shaq is one of the most kind-hearted, loveable athletes. He is also a gargantuan 7'1". and ever since this post on Reddit
, it's become a trend just to see him hold various objects.
1. A 12-oz soda can
What is this? A beverage for ants?
2. The Sprint logo
The logo narrowly avoided a trip to the hospital.
3. A leash connected to a tiger
They do this awesome trick where the tiger puts its head in Shaq's mouth.
4. His own face
It's hard to tell if his head or his hands are more overwhelmed.
5. A microphone
Hope he doesn't mistake it for a lollypop.
6. The Hollywood sign
Photograph to scale.
7. A sea lion
He's laughing because Shaq mistook him for a lowly seal.
8. A gun
For those times when being a massive professional athlete isn't enough to make you feel safe.
9. A panda cub
We aren't sure which one we're more jealous of.
10. A young boy
Safety precautions for this involved a waiver and a parachute.
11. A young girl
At least, he thought it was a girl. But then he saw her face. Now he's a Belieber.
12. A bottle of Gold Bond
That's enough to cover both his toes.
13. A book
We don't know whether we should be terrified or turned on...
That should tide him over for a few minutes.
15. A conductor's baton
It later made a fine toothpick.
16. Lebron James
Lebron is 6'8". Isn't that adorable?
17. A ham
It made a great snack.
18. A pinata
The real Charles Barkley would be well-advised to get a restraining order.
19. A mouse lemur
He snuck it through airport security in his left nostril.
20. A Shrek mug
Shrek has a Shaq mug, too, but can't finish the whole drink in one sitting.
21. A picture of himself holding another player holding a basketball
This guy dominates in everything he does.
22. A Best Buy employee
She suffered a concussion after hitting her head on the ceiling.
23. A basketball
Good luck knocking that out of his hands.
24. A Shaq-sized soda can
Finally, something to last him more than three sips.