I love my parents, but they're bummed I'm doing stand up comedy.

My dad came to this country so I could be a doctor or lawyer, not this.

My dad didn't wake up one day, "Let's see, doctor, lawyer, or clown. I don't know! Maybe clown."

He's honest. He gets drunk, "You not funny. Oh no, you not funny!

I have a joke for you. Knock, knock." Who's there, Dad? "You not funny!"

- Comedian Bobby Lee

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