Drunk Driver Uses Lawn Mower To Bar Hop Around City

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Drunk Driver Uses Lawn Mower To Bar Hop Around City
Source: metro.co.uk
A man was arrested for drunk driving after reportedly deciding to go bar hopping on a lawn mower.

Kenneth Welton, 53, from North Colorado, was detained after he was spotted cruising along in the grass trimming machine on a busy road last Tuesday.

Hes lucky he didnt hurt somebody or get himself hurt from somebody hitting him, said Sergeant Sean Standridge, from the Weld County Sheriffs department.

He added: He couldnt stand on his own. He was showing signs of impairment.

Welton, who was driving without a valid licence, said he had not been going from bar to bar and was actually mowing weeds when he was stopped.

It was just surprising, it was just a total shock. What are you kidding me?, he added, while speaking from jail.

I havent been, Ive been working, I have been mowing, I havent been bar hopping.

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