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Jay Z's Alleged Mistress "Makes Sorry Mrs. Carter" Video & Calls Out Beyonce, Big Time - Video

Oh boy, you may want to sit down for this. The rumors that Beyonce and Jay Z are divorcing following their joint On The Run tour have been swirling for weeks now, but one person is using these rumors for their very own 15 minutes of fame. Jay Zs alleged mistress Liv has just released a music video that throws major shade at Jay Zs wife and Jay Z himself. The song, titled Sorry Mrs. Carter, is basically an attack on Bey, but such an embarrassing one that theres nothing that either of the Carters should do about it other than laugh. Sorry, Ms. Liv, but this video is such an obvious publicity stunt that its cringeworthy. 

Obviously, everyone should watch it. 

Liv starts the video by proclaiming that Jay Z likes naturally flawless model chicks like herself, because apparently Liv didn't realize that Beyonce practically invented the term ***flawless. She then raps about how she never expected to be featured in Life & Style magazine for her alleged relationship with Jay Z, which is hilarious because in the next shot she includes a magazine clip with her interview with Life & Style magazine. Seriously. Girl does not know how interviews work. 

<div><b>Jay Z's Alleged Mistress

Oh boy, you may want to sit down for this. The rumors that Beyonce and Jay Z are divorcing following their joint On The Run tour have been swirling for weeks now, but one person is using these rumors for their very own 15 minutes of fame. Jay Zs alleged mistress Liv has just released a music video that throws major shade at Jay Zs wife and Jay Z himself. The song, titled Sorry Mrs. Carter, is basically an attack on Bey, but such an embarrassing one that theres nothing that either of the Carters should do about it other than laugh. Sorry, Ms. Liv, but this video is such an obvious publicity stunt that its cringeworthy. 

Obviously, everyone should watch it. 

Liv starts the video by proclaiming that Jay Z likes naturally flawless model chicks like herself, because apparently Liv didn't realize that Beyonce practically invented the term ***flawless. She then raps about how she never expected to be featured in Life & Style magazine for her alleged relationship with Jay Z, which is hilarious because in the next shot she includes a magazine clip with her interview with Life & Style magazine. Seriously. Girl does not know how interviews work. 


The video, which is an open letter to Mrs. Carter, then goes on to talk about how she never slept with Jay Z, but instead connected with him over some hip hop shit. After the hip hop shit, Jay Z became obsessed with Liv, and Liv maybe backed off, because she didn't want to be like Rita Ora, whom she also calls out in the song. Did I mention that she does all of this while washing her hair? The whole thing looks like the beginning of a future reality stars sex tape and I am uncomfortable with it.


Theres a confusing narrative within Sorry Mrs. Carter, which somehow paints Liv as an innocent victim of Jays advances and a wife-bashing jealous ex. Later on in the song is when the Beyonce insults start flying, or, more specifically, the Jay & Bey bashing. Liv criticizes Beyonce for being ride and die til the very end, and says that Bey should tell her fans how she really became a wife. But perhaps the most awful shade of them all is Livs blatant eye-rolling at the song Drunk In Love. 


SURFBOARD? COME ON NOW. 

I honestly have no idea what point Liv is trying to make with this tune (if not to thoroughly entertain this writer) but her place of righteousness is a little bizarre. I mean, she's publicly chewing out Beyonce for what? Not being cheated on? Being cheated on? I don't get it. It might be an Illuminati thing, for all I know. 

According to Liv's website, Yes Liv Can, Liv is starting some sort of invasion, which, according to this poster, has something to do with lighting a doll that looks like Nicki Minaj and a cartoon Jay Z on fire. I think we should all be pretty concerned about this. 


I cant wait to see Beyonce's reaction to Sorry Mrs. Carter. Im thinking its going to be something like this: 


Check out the video below.

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The video, which is an open letter to Mrs. Carter, then goes on to talk about how she never slept with Jay Z, but instead connected with him over some hip hop shit. After the hip hop shit, Jay Z became obsessed with Liv, and Liv maybe backed off, because she didn't want to be like Rita Ora, whom she also calls out in the song. Did I mention that she does all of this while washing her hair? The whole thing looks like the beginning of a future reality stars sex tape and I am uncomfortable with it.

<div><b>Jay Z's Alleged Mistress

Oh boy, you may want to sit down for this. The rumors that Beyonce and Jay Z are divorcing following their joint On The Run tour have been swirling for weeks now, but one person is using these rumors for their very own 15 minutes of fame. Jay Zs alleged mistress Liv has just released a music video that throws major shade at Jay Zs wife and Jay Z himself. The song, titled Sorry Mrs. Carter, is basically an attack on Bey, but such an embarrassing one that theres nothing that either of the Carters should do about it other than laugh. Sorry, Ms. Liv, but this video is such an obvious publicity stunt that its cringeworthy. 

Obviously, everyone should watch it. 

Liv starts the video by proclaiming that Jay Z likes naturally flawless model chicks like herself, because apparently Liv didn't realize that Beyonce practically invented the term ***flawless. She then raps about how she never expected to be featured in Life & Style magazine for her alleged relationship with Jay Z, which is hilarious because in the next shot she includes a magazine clip with her interview with Life & Style magazine. Seriously. Girl does not know how interviews work. 


The video, which is an open letter to Mrs. Carter, then goes on to talk about how she never slept with Jay Z, but instead connected with him over some hip hop shit. After the hip hop shit, Jay Z became obsessed with Liv, and Liv maybe backed off, because she didn't want to be like Rita Ora, whom she also calls out in the song. Did I mention that she does all of this while washing her hair? The whole thing looks like the beginning of a future reality stars sex tape and I am uncomfortable with it.


Theres a confusing narrative within Sorry Mrs. Carter, which somehow paints Liv as an innocent victim of Jays advances and a wife-bashing jealous ex. Later on in the song is when the Beyonce insults start flying, or, more specifically, the Jay & Bey bashing. Liv criticizes Beyonce for being ride and die til the very end, and says that Bey should tell her fans how she really became a wife. But perhaps the most awful shade of them all is Livs blatant eye-rolling at the song Drunk In Love. 


SURFBOARD? COME ON NOW. 

I honestly have no idea what point Liv is trying to make with this tune (if not to thoroughly entertain this writer) but her place of righteousness is a little bizarre. I mean, she's publicly chewing out Beyonce for what? Not being cheated on? Being cheated on? I don't get it. It might be an Illuminati thing, for all I know. 

According to Liv's website, Yes Liv Can, Liv is starting some sort of invasion, which, according to this poster, has something to do with lighting a doll that looks like Nicki Minaj and a cartoon Jay Z on fire. I think we should all be pretty concerned about this. 


I cant wait to see Beyonce's reaction to Sorry Mrs. Carter. Im thinking its going to be something like this: 


Check out the video below.

Images: YouTube; YesLIVCan; Giphy
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Theres a confusing narrative within Sorry Mrs. Carter, which somehow paints Liv as an innocent victim of Jays advances and a wife-bashing jealous ex. Later on in the song is when the Beyonce insults start flying, or, more specifically, the Jay & Bey bashing. Liv criticizes Beyonce for being ride and die til the very end, and says that Bey should tell her fans how she really became a wife. But perhaps the most awful shade of them all is Livs blatant eye-rolling at the song Drunk In Love. 

<div><b>Jay Z's Alleged Mistress

Oh boy, you may want to sit down for this. The rumors that Beyonce and Jay Z are divorcing following their joint On The Run tour have been swirling for weeks now, but one person is using these rumors for their very own 15 minutes of fame. Jay Zs alleged mistress Liv has just released a music video that throws major shade at Jay Zs wife and Jay Z himself. The song, titled Sorry Mrs. Carter, is basically an attack on Bey, but such an embarrassing one that theres nothing that either of the Carters should do about it other than laugh. Sorry, Ms. Liv, but this video is such an obvious publicity stunt that its cringeworthy. 

Obviously, everyone should watch it. 

Liv starts the video by proclaiming that Jay Z likes naturally flawless model chicks like herself, because apparently Liv didn't realize that Beyonce practically invented the term ***flawless. She then raps about how she never expected to be featured in Life & Style magazine for her alleged relationship with Jay Z, which is hilarious because in the next shot she includes a magazine clip with her interview with Life & Style magazine. Seriously. Girl does not know how interviews work. 


The video, which is an open letter to Mrs. Carter, then goes on to talk about how she never slept with Jay Z, but instead connected with him over some hip hop shit. After the hip hop shit, Jay Z became obsessed with Liv, and Liv maybe backed off, because she didn't want to be like Rita Ora, whom she also calls out in the song. Did I mention that she does all of this while washing her hair? The whole thing looks like the beginning of a future reality stars sex tape and I am uncomfortable with it.


Theres a confusing narrative within Sorry Mrs. Carter, which somehow paints Liv as an innocent victim of Jays advances and a wife-bashing jealous ex. Later on in the song is when the Beyonce insults start flying, or, more specifically, the Jay & Bey bashing. Liv criticizes Beyonce for being ride and die til the very end, and says that Bey should tell her fans how she really became a wife. But perhaps the most awful shade of them all is Livs blatant eye-rolling at the song Drunk In Love. 


SURFBOARD? COME ON NOW. 

I honestly have no idea what point Liv is trying to make with this tune (if not to thoroughly entertain this writer) but her place of righteousness is a little bizarre. I mean, she's publicly chewing out Beyonce for what? Not being cheated on? Being cheated on? I don't get it. It might be an Illuminati thing, for all I know. 

According to Liv's website, Yes Liv Can, Liv is starting some sort of invasion, which, according to this poster, has something to do with lighting a doll that looks like Nicki Minaj and a cartoon Jay Z on fire. I think we should all be pretty concerned about this. 


I cant wait to see Beyonce's reaction to Sorry Mrs. Carter. Im thinking its going to be something like this: 


Check out the video below.

Images: YouTube; YesLIVCan; Giphy
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SURFBOARD? COME ON NOW. 

I honestly have no idea what point Liv is trying to make with this tune (if not to thoroughly entertain this writer) but her place of righteousness is a little bizarre. I mean, she's publicly chewing out Beyonce for what? Not being cheated on? Being cheated on? I don't get it. It might be an Illuminati thing, for all I know. 

According to Liv's website, Yes Liv Can, Liv is starting some sort of invasion, which, according to this poster, has something to do with lighting a doll that looks like Nicki Minaj and a cartoon Jay Z on fire. I think we should all be pretty concerned about this. 

<div><b>Jay Z's Alleged Mistress

Oh boy, you may want to sit down for this. The rumors that Beyonce and Jay Z are divorcing following their joint On The Run tour have been swirling for weeks now, but one person is using these rumors for their very own 15 minutes of fame. Jay Zs alleged mistress Liv has just released a music video that throws major shade at Jay Zs wife and Jay Z himself. The song, titled Sorry Mrs. Carter, is basically an attack on Bey, but such an embarrassing one that theres nothing that either of the Carters should do about it other than laugh. Sorry, Ms. Liv, but this video is such an obvious publicity stunt that its cringeworthy. 

Obviously, everyone should watch it. 

Liv starts the video by proclaiming that Jay Z likes naturally flawless model chicks like herself, because apparently Liv didn't realize that Beyonce practically invented the term ***flawless. She then raps about how she never expected to be featured in Life & Style magazine for her alleged relationship with Jay Z, which is hilarious because in the next shot she includes a magazine clip with her interview with Life & Style magazine. Seriously. Girl does not know how interviews work. 


The video, which is an open letter to Mrs. Carter, then goes on to talk about how she never slept with Jay Z, but instead connected with him over some hip hop shit. After the hip hop shit, Jay Z became obsessed with Liv, and Liv maybe backed off, because she didn't want to be like Rita Ora, whom she also calls out in the song. Did I mention that she does all of this while washing her hair? The whole thing looks like the beginning of a future reality stars sex tape and I am uncomfortable with it.


Theres a confusing narrative within Sorry Mrs. Carter, which somehow paints Liv as an innocent victim of Jays advances and a wife-bashing jealous ex. Later on in the song is when the Beyonce insults start flying, or, more specifically, the Jay & Bey bashing. Liv criticizes Beyonce for being ride and die til the very end, and says that Bey should tell her fans how she really became a wife. But perhaps the most awful shade of them all is Livs blatant eye-rolling at the song Drunk In Love. 


SURFBOARD? COME ON NOW. 

I honestly have no idea what point Liv is trying to make with this tune (if not to thoroughly entertain this writer) but her place of righteousness is a little bizarre. I mean, she's publicly chewing out Beyonce for what? Not being cheated on? Being cheated on? I don't get it. It might be an Illuminati thing, for all I know. 

According to Liv's website, Yes Liv Can, Liv is starting some sort of invasion, which, according to this poster, has something to do with lighting a doll that looks like Nicki Minaj and a cartoon Jay Z on fire. I think we should all be pretty concerned about this. 


I cant wait to see Beyonce's reaction to Sorry Mrs. Carter. Im thinking its going to be something like this: 


Check out the video below.

Images: YouTube; YesLIVCan; Giphy
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I cant wait to see Beyonce's reaction to Sorry Mrs. Carter. Im thinking its going to be something like this: 

<div><b>Jay Z's Alleged Mistress

Oh boy, you may want to sit down for this. The rumors that Beyonce and Jay Z are divorcing following their joint On The Run tour have been swirling for weeks now, but one person is using these rumors for their very own 15 minutes of fame. Jay Zs alleged mistress Liv has just released a music video that throws major shade at Jay Zs wife and Jay Z himself. The song, titled Sorry Mrs. Carter, is basically an attack on Bey, but such an embarrassing one that theres nothing that either of the Carters should do about it other than laugh. Sorry, Ms. Liv, but this video is such an obvious publicity stunt that its cringeworthy. 

Obviously, everyone should watch it. 

Liv starts the video by proclaiming that Jay Z likes naturally flawless model chicks like herself, because apparently Liv didn't realize that Beyonce practically invented the term ***flawless. She then raps about how she never expected to be featured in Life & Style magazine for her alleged relationship with Jay Z, which is hilarious because in the next shot she includes a magazine clip with her interview with Life & Style magazine. Seriously. Girl does not know how interviews work. 


The video, which is an open letter to Mrs. Carter, then goes on to talk about how she never slept with Jay Z, but instead connected with him over some hip hop shit. After the hip hop shit, Jay Z became obsessed with Liv, and Liv maybe backed off, because she didn't want to be like Rita Ora, whom she also calls out in the song. Did I mention that she does all of this while washing her hair? The whole thing looks like the beginning of a future reality stars sex tape and I am uncomfortable with it.


Theres a confusing narrative within Sorry Mrs. Carter, which somehow paints Liv as an innocent victim of Jays advances and a wife-bashing jealous ex. Later on in the song is when the Beyonce insults start flying, or, more specifically, the Jay & Bey bashing. Liv criticizes Beyonce for being ride and die til the very end, and says that Bey should tell her fans how she really became a wife. But perhaps the most awful shade of them all is Livs blatant eye-rolling at the song Drunk In Love. 


SURFBOARD? COME ON NOW. 

I honestly have no idea what point Liv is trying to make with this tune (if not to thoroughly entertain this writer) but her place of righteousness is a little bizarre. I mean, she's publicly chewing out Beyonce for what? Not being cheated on? Being cheated on? I don't get it. It might be an Illuminati thing, for all I know. 

According to Liv's website, Yes Liv Can, Liv is starting some sort of invasion, which, according to this poster, has something to do with lighting a doll that looks like Nicki Minaj and a cartoon Jay Z on fire. I think we should all be pretty concerned about this. 


I cant wait to see Beyonce's reaction to Sorry Mrs. Carter. Im thinking its going to be something like this: 


Check out the video below.

Images: YouTube; YesLIVCan; Giphy
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Check out the video below.

Images: YouTube; YesLIVCan; Giphy

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