1. Nails solve every problem, right?
2. How can you even find that many batteries?
3. What happened to you, clock? Who did this to you?
4. Life Hack: Shoot yourself.
6. Hoses should not be disrespected like this:
7. Use your computer as a cheese grater.
Just do it:
8. Never seen a hat in your entire life? Guess what: Just use trash.
9. Sound advice:
10. Hate your expensive gadget? Guess what?
11. Can't reach that wall? Want to fall down the stairs? Good news:
12. Why would you do this?
13. Why? Why!?
14. How does this even work?
15. Too much homework? Don't fret:
16. This is how you blow up your damn kitchen:
17. It's ok, couch. No one will ever hurt you again:
18. Want to eat toothpaste? Guess what:
19. Can't fold a shirt? Just follow these directions:
20. Just die. Yup, just die:
21. Tired of drinking water straight from puddles like the animal you are? Well:
22. So many questions:
23. Just learned how to bathe? I got covered:
24. Looking to poison your friends?
This one, though. This one makes perfect sense: