There is no way to look cool on a Segway. Its just not possible. You know every time you see a tourist or a mall security guard cruise by on one, you stare intently just hoping for some sort of debris to trip them up. Well, it looks like your dreams have come true. Here are a bunch of gifs of people falling off Segways.
Even if you had pulled off that loop, you still wouldnt have looked cool.
In the battle of Segway vs. car, the car always wins.
I'm no expert, but its probably not a good idea to just jump off your Segway.
Do hotel maids have to clean up blood spills in the hallway?
There is no greater place in the world than the area in front of the Segway rental store where people try to figure out how to use them.
If that's the cameraman's kid, he's a terrible parent.
I know Ive said it before, but you deserve this.