It's judgement day and three of the worlds most notorious criminals Jeffrey Dahmer, Ronnie Kray and Fred West are standing in front of Satan in the waiting room at the gates of hell.
"Before you are thrown to hell," said Satan, "You can each have a glass of your favourite beer!"
"I would like a Budweiser!" shouted Dahmer, and just as he finished drinking it he fell into the fiery pit."I'd like a pint of Stella!" wept Kray, and just as he swallowed the last drop he fell into the fiery furnace of hell.
"What would you like then Fred?" asked Satan."Mmmmmmmm," replied Fred West, "I could murder some Tennants!"