Spice girl, Victoria Beckham and her chauffeur wre driving down a country lane one evening when a cow suddenly stepped in front of the Mercedes and was killed instantly!

Posh Spice then told the driver to go the farm and tell the owners what had happened.

After a couple of hours the driver returned, staggering along the road, his clothes in tatters, with a huge smile on his face."Where the hell were you?" asked Victoria, "What happened?"

"Well," the driver slurred, "The farmer gave me some expensive wine, and then he gave me a cuban cigar and then he gave his daughter who made passionate love to me!"

"Oh my god!" said Victoria, "What did you say to them?""Well," replied the driver, "I told them that I was Victoria Beckham's driver and that I had just killed the cow!

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