Drunk Guy Somehow Manages To Get Stuck Under An ATM Door

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Drunk Guy Somehow Manages To Get Stuck Under An ATM Door
by Adam Matula
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When an ATM swallowed his card, a drunken Cheng Kao got scared he might get locked inside the glass booth. He tried to escape by squeezing underneath the glass wall. Instead, he ended up stuck for an entire night.

Concerned citizens of Zhejiang, an eastern province in China, called to report the stuck, unconscious man.

Firemen and emergency services arrived quickly after.

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Fire service spokesman Hsin Ke said Kao was unable to immediately explain why he tried to get out of the ATM the way he did, likely because of his intoxication level.

"We think he got in by the door but, for some reason - he was incapable of explaining to us at the time - he decided to get out through the small ventilation gap at the bottom of one of the walls. 

He was well and truly wedged and unfortunately he was too intoxicated to follow our instructions on how to get himself out so we had to smash the glass panel to remove him. It is going to turn out to be a very expensive night on the town for this man."

The police said they would charge Kao for the cost of repairing or replacing the booth.

"He told us that he had entered the booth normally by using his bank card to authorize the doors to open and had gone to the cash machine to withdraw money. 

But after inserting his pin number falsely three times, the cash machine swallowed the card. He said he was unable to open the door and thought the best way to get out was through the gap under the door."

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It seems like the only person to blame for Kaos misfortune is himself. He should have left the ATM after realizing he was too drunk to type his pin number.

H/T: Daily Mail, Top Photo Courtesy: CEN
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When an ATM swallowed his card, a drunken Cheng Kao got scared he might get locked inside the glass booth. He tried to escape by squeezing underneath the glass wall. Instead, he ended up stuck for an entire night.

Concerned citizens of Zhejiang, an eastern province in China, called to report the stuck, unconscious man.

Firemen and emergency services arrived quickly after.

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When an ATM swallowed his card, a drunken Cheng Kao got scared he might get locked inside the glass booth. He tried to escape by squeezing underneath the glass wall. Instead, he ended up stuck for an entire night.

Concerned citizens of Zhejiang, an eastern province in China, called to report the stuck, unconscious man.

Firemen and emergency services arrived quickly after.

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Fire service spokesman Hsin Ke said Kao was unable to immediately explain why he tried to get out of the ATM the way he did, likely because of his intoxication level.

"We think he got in by the door but, for some reason - he was incapable of explaining to us at the time - he decided to get out through the small ventilation gap at the bottom of one of the walls. 

He was well and truly wedged and unfortunately he was too intoxicated to follow our instructions on how to get himself out so we had to smash the glass panel to remove him. It is going to turn out to be a very expensive night on the town for this man."

The police said they would charge Kao for the cost of repairing or replacing the booth.

"He told us that he had entered the booth normally by using his bank card to authorize the doors to open and had gone to the cash machine to withdraw money. 

But after inserting his pin number falsely three times, the cash machine swallowed the card. He said he was unable to open the door and thought the best way to get out was through the gap under the door."

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It seems like the only person to blame for Kaos misfortune is himself. He should have left the ATM after realizing he was too drunk to type his pin number.

H/T: Daily Mail, Top Photo Courtesy: CEN
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Fire service spokesman Hsin Ke said Kao was unable to immediately explain why he tried to get out of the ATM the way he did, likely because of his intoxication level.

"We think he got in by the door but, for some reason - he was incapable of explaining to us at the time - he decided to get out through the small ventilation gap at the bottom of one of the walls. 

He was well and truly wedged and unfortunately he was too intoxicated to follow our instructions on how to get himself out so we had to smash the glass panel to remove him. It is going to turn out to be a very expensive night on the town for this man."

The police said they would charge Kao for the cost of repairing or replacing the booth.

"He told us that he had entered the booth normally by using his bank card to authorize the doors to open and had gone to the cash machine to withdraw money. 

But after inserting his pin number falsely three times, the cash machine swallowed the card. He said he was unable to open the door and thought the best way to get out was through the gap under the door."

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When an ATM swallowed his card, a drunken Cheng Kao got scared he might get locked inside the glass booth. He tried to escape by squeezing underneath the glass wall. Instead, he ended up stuck for an entire night.

Concerned citizens of Zhejiang, an eastern province in China, called to report the stuck, unconscious man.

Firemen and emergency services arrived quickly after.

CEN

Fire service spokesman Hsin Ke said Kao was unable to immediately explain why he tried to get out of the ATM the way he did, likely because of his intoxication level.

"We think he got in by the door but, for some reason - he was incapable of explaining to us at the time - he decided to get out through the small ventilation gap at the bottom of one of the walls. 

He was well and truly wedged and unfortunately he was too intoxicated to follow our instructions on how to get himself out so we had to smash the glass panel to remove him. It is going to turn out to be a very expensive night on the town for this man."

The police said they would charge Kao for the cost of repairing or replacing the booth.

"He told us that he had entered the booth normally by using his bank card to authorize the doors to open and had gone to the cash machine to withdraw money. 

But after inserting his pin number falsely three times, the cash machine swallowed the card. He said he was unable to open the door and thought the best way to get out was through the gap under the door."

CEN

It seems like the only person to blame for Kaos misfortune is himself. He should have left the ATM after realizing he was too drunk to type his pin number.

H/T: Daily Mail, Top Photo Courtesy: CEN
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It seems like the only person to blame for Kaos misfortune is himself. He should have left the ATM after realizing he was too drunk to type his pin number.

H/T: Daily Mail, Top Photo Courtesy: CEN

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