I know you're all going say this video is animal abuse
, but pigeons are rats of the air. I can't help but feel nothing for them.
Clearly, these two Russian men who decided to have a Matrix-style pigeon fight
in a park feel the same way. It's hard to tell who wins, but it seems to be the man who bends back the furthest.
Although it's probably not the best use of time, they're clearly enjoying themselves.
Let's just hope they washed their hands afterwards.