Meet Steven Fisher, 20, from Hatfield Garden Village, Herts.
Steven had apparently been playing Becky Connery, 17, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham, 19, and another girl, who doesn't wish to be named.
And all was well.
Right up until the point, Becky says, when she saw a text from a girl on his phone. She tracked her down on Twitter
and met with her in a pub. Whereupon they discovered a third girl, Lizzie, was also going out with him.
Meanwhile Stephen had gone on holiday. And when he got back to Luton Airport
"He came out of customs and saw all of us and his face just dropped. We said we wanted to talk to him, and he said 'Can't I talk to you later?' and we said no, we wanted to talk to him now.
He came out of customs and saw all three of us and his face just dropped. I said to him 'Don't you have anything to say to us?.' "
Cue Tumblr loving it to such an extent that the story has actually made it in the press.
The moral of the story is: don't cheat on three girls at once, make them suspicious and go on holiday. Actually, don't cheat on girls. Also: don't cheat on girls from Hertfordshire. There are a lot of morals.