Earlier this month Noah Ritter, the five-year-old Internet sensation who's gonna be pretty tired of all this by the time he's thirty, went on Ellen
and professed his love of dinosaurs because all five-year-olds with any taste at all
Ellen being the benevolent, terrible-dancing deity that she is, set Noah up with a personalised tour of the Walking with Dinosaurs exhibit in Los Angeles, complete with an Australian palaeontologist Harrison Ford-lookalike because why not. Noah's reactions ranged from "whatevs this dinosaur is clearly fake" to "oh my God a Triceratops just sneezed on me."
"It wasn't real boogers, it was just water."
"IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH!"