If the animal kingdom were real life, a cat would be the guy at the bar who acts like an assh*le but somehow manages to leave with two girls on his arm at the end of the night.
Despite felines not having many redeeming qualities, people still find a way to fall in love.
If you try to take a dog for a walk, there's a pretty good chance you're going to be met with the most genuine fit of excitement you'll ever experience as a human being.
At the risk of generalizing all cats, they don't seem to share the same enthusiasm.
Take Simon, for example. Simon is not a fan of walks, and he makes it very clear by refusing to use his legs.
In my opinion, Simon should talk to a paralyzed cat, so he can realize how good he has it and gain a newfound appreciation for life.
There's always time to change.