This Hilarious Feminist RnB Song Will Ruin All Other Men For You

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This Hilarious Feminist RnB Song Will Ruin All Other Men For You
by Alison Vingiano
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Source: buzzfeed.com
This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

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This guy knows what women want to hear:
This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

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This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

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Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.
This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

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This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

" onclick="Set_Cookie('sjsafemode', 'true', '1', '/', '', '');window.location.href='http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/133565/this-hilarious-feminist-rnb-song-will-ruin-all-other-men-for-you/';" style="min-width:300px;min-height:300px;max-width:300px;max-height:300px;"="http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_1113_adigb.jpg" width="309" height="204">

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.

This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

" onclick="Set_Cookie('sjsafemode', 'true', '1', '/', '', '');window.location.href='http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/133565/this-hilarious-feminist-rnb-song-will-ruin-all-other-men-for-you/';" style="min-width:300px;min-height:300px;max-width:300px;max-height:300px;"="http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_1113_effca.png" width="625" height="326">

He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.
This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

" onclick="Set_Cookie('sjsafemode', 'true', '1', '/', '', '');window.location.href='http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/133565/this-hilarious-feminist-rnb-song-will-ruin-all-other-men-for-you/';" style="min-width:300px;min-height:300px;max-width:300px;max-height:300px;"="http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_1114_ghdce.png" width="625" height="352">

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.
This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

" onclick="Set_Cookie('sjsafemode', 'true', '1', '/', '', '');window.location.href='http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/133565/this-hilarious-feminist-rnb-song-will-ruin-all-other-men-for-you/';" style="min-width:300px;min-height:300px;max-width:300px;max-height:300px;"="http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_1132_dheah.png" width="625" height="323">

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.

This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

" onclick="Set_Cookie('sjsafemode', 'true', '1', '/', '', '');window.location.href='http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/133565/this-hilarious-feminist-rnb-song-will-ruin-all-other-men-for-you/';" style="min-width:300px;min-height:300px;max-width:300px;max-height:300px;"="http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_1132_afiad.jpg" width="309" height="204">
This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

" onclick="Set_Cookie('sjsafemode', 'true', '1', '/', '', '');window.location.href='http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/133565/this-hilarious-feminist-rnb-song-will-ruin-all-other-men-for-you/';" style="min-width:300px;min-height:300px;max-width:300px;max-height:300px;"="http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_1132_aahca.jpg" width="309" height="204">

I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.
This hilarious, feminist song by Key & Peele writer <a href=Phil Jackson and College Humor is the sexy slow jam you didn't know you were waiting for, ladies.

youtube.com

This guy knows what women want to hear:

Damn, you really know how to treat a girl.

His bed-side table is stock full of the books you wish your boyfriend would read, like The Art of Cunnilingus and Your Bodies Are Both Wonderlands.


He's going to love you forever, whether or not you shave your body hair.

"I don't care if you don't shave your body hair,
I mean, I have my preferences but thats not really fair, 
I realize that those are culturally imposed,
By magazines, movies, male-catered pornos"

Obviously he would never snack shame you.

Okay, I'm getting a little excited and I need to go watch the rest of this alone.


I'm dead. I've died. A horny feminist ghost is writing this.

" onclick="Set_Cookie('sjsafemode', 'true', '1', '/', '', '');window.location.href='http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/133565/this-hilarious-feminist-rnb-song-will-ruin-all-other-men-for-you/';" style="min-width:300px;min-height:300px;max-width:300px;max-height:300px;"="http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201410_1133_hhahe.jpg" width="625" height="267">


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