Guy Creates Epic New Dance As He Makes His Final Alimony Payment (Video)

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Guy Creates Epic New Dance As He Makes His Final Alimony Payment (Video)
by Connor Toole
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Source: elitedaily.com

Over the summer, Brooklyn rapper Bobby Schurmda introduced the world to the Shmoney Dance, which was copied by everyone from Peyton Manning to soldiers in the Middle East before ultimately being ruined.

All trends have to come to an end at some point, and it was only a matter of time before someone stepped in with a brand new dance.

It turns out that person is an old guy with a few extra pounds and the coolest plaid cargo shorts I’ve ever seen, and he’s making the world a better place with the Alimony Dance.

The steps are as follows:

1. Get married.

2. Realize you made a terrible mistake.

3. End up owing your wife a bunch of money.

4. Give her thousands of dollars over far too many years.

5. Finally reach your final payment and pull out the most ferocious dance moves ever attempted at a Bank of America.

It might be a bit more complicated than the Shmoney Dance, but the results are about the same.

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