If there’s one thing Monique Anderson absolutely can’t stand it’s guys with big dicks. Seriously, who do they think they are, trying to split her like Beyonce (her words, not ours) and wreaking havoc on her body?!
Monique is all about the small package and she’s on a mission to educate the world as to why she’s right. WE’VE BEEN LIED TO ALL THIS TIME!
First off, a small penis makes her feel empowered as a woman because she's able to keep her cool and suck it like she wants to suck it, mmmmmkay? Secondly, she doesn't run the risk of it sobering her up or making her wanna puke. So smart.
But perhaps most importantly, she ain't got time for anything to be stuck in her back cause gurl has places to go and things to do when she's done having sex. She doesn't want some dude randomly poking her in the back. Got it? Good.
With solid arguments like that, we gotta ask: Are you Team Small Dick yet?