A guy leaves his place at the bar to go to the bathroom.

He comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and
swearing very softly.

The bartender approaches the customer and asks what the problem is.

"Oh some SOB Snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to
my head."

"Damn! What happened?"

"He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!"

"Yeah, then what?"

"Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?"

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