A Blonde's Year in Review

*January; Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

*February; Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

*March; Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

*April; Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!

* May; Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

*June; Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

*July; Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

*August; Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.

*September; The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

*October; Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

*November; Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

*December; Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

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