As I headed into a liquor store, a colonel came out carrying two bags.

I snapped to attention and saluted. The colonel responded in kind.

The result: the soul-crunching sound of both bags crashing to the sidewalk.

As liquor seeped into the gutter, he choked out, Dont ever salute me again!

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