When my eight-year-old sister came to visit, I took a day off from my job at the Pentagon and showed her the Lincoln Memorial. There she saw a large block of text273 words longetched into the monument.

"Whats that?" she asked.

"Lincolns Gettysburg Address," I told her.

"If thats his address, how does he get any mail?"

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