A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration.
With their eyes closed, they would feel objects, from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.
Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of sweets, more flavours than you could imagine.
"Children, " the teacher said, "I would like you to close your eyes and taste these."
Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mints, but when the teacher had them put honey flavoured sweets in their mouths, everyone of the children were stumped.
"I will give you a hint," said the teacher, "It is something that your mummy and daddy probably call each other all the time!"
Instantly one of the children spat the sweet out out of his mouth and screamed, "Spit em out everyone, they are arseholes!"